Password:
A Person was drawing money from ATM
An other Person behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.Its 4 asterisks (****)."
The first Person replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong,its 1258"
B Positive:
Boy wrote a letter with his blood to a medical student (girl). Boy gave that letter to girl and said I will wait for your reply. Next day girl gave a letter to boy When boy opened the letter, he saw a statement.
"YOUR BLOOD GROUP IS B+".
Stress is injurious to health:
A man running in to the sardar's office and cried- " Santa ! Your daughter has died"
Depressed, Sardar Jumps from 100th floor!. . .
At 50 the floor remembers I don't have a daughter!. . .
At 25 floor: I'm unmarried!. . .
At 10 floor : he remembers " I'm Banta not Santa"
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